If a crisis erupts on board a commercial aircraft, you want to know the flight attendants are prepared to handle any desperate situation.

Chris, Wes, and Clear, the cabin crew in the comedic short Cock N’ Bull 3, are not those guys. They’re more likely to be the cause of an emergency than the ones resolving it.Wes (Danny Rhodes) provides a running stream of non-FAA approved commentary over the PA system.

Chris (Nathan Adloff) locks eyes with an older man within minutes of takeoff. Later, he tumbles out of the forward lavatory with his shirt off, apparently having just joined the Mile High Club with his gentleman friend.